RUMOR MILL
Friday, March 3, 2023
SATURNS GET TRAPPED IN OUR ORBIT
Fresh from being featured in the Bible's Women in Music special, industry power siblings Jacqueline Saturn of Virgin (at right) and Samantha Saturn of SESAC pose for our decidedly less fancy publication. Wearing shades is probably a good idea when associating with us, but your anonymity is not guaranteed. In any event, we congratulate the Saturn sisters, as we continue to note when they send our calls to voice mail.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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