BRITS LIST

Team WMG was well represented at the BRIT Awards as these handsome photographs amply demonstrate. Scroll for the droll.

“What would you like to drink?” Head of Recorded Music Max Lousada asks CEO Robert Kyncl. “I’ll flag down a waiter.” “No need,” replied Kyncl. “I’ve programmed a drone to bring us a tray of negronis.” Later, ChatGPT offered to write much funnier captions.

Parlophone Co-Presidents Mark Mitchell (l) and Nick Burgess flank artist Sam Ryder, who appears to be running for U.S. president circa 1972.

The following people have consumed enough liquor to help them forget where this photo is running: Warner Chappell U.K. Managing Director/Head of International A&R Shani Gonzales, WCM U.K. Head of A&R Amber Davis, Senior International A&R Manager Sam Lowe and One House Management’s Callum Reese.

BRITs Chair and Atlantic U.K. Managing Director and President of Promotions Damian Christian and Sarah Christian continued their campaign to bring back the Viennese waltz.