WE WERE FURNISHED WITH THIS PHOTO

During Sir Lucian Grainge's Grammy-week artist showcase and luncheon, UMPG boss Jody Gerson is flanked by Sir Elton John and his husband, David Furnish. The event saw Sir Elton offer an effusive testimonial on behalf of rising artist Stephen Sanchez, who was among the day's performers. Fortunately for those pictured here, all the HITS geeks were seated at a table in a neighboring county. For those of you possessing a sense of style, Jody is wearing a Chloe blouse and Stella McCartney jeans. Per our custom, we are wearing whatever was on top of the hamper.