You know how everybody's been randomly bombarding your phone with Grammy party pics? We thought we'd join the fun.

At the Spotify BNA party, Capitol Music Group chief Michelle Jubelirer goes against her better judgment by agreeing to pose with our own Simon Glickman. Later, on Instagram, Simon was mistakenly tagged as Shirley Halperin.

During WMG's lavish wingding at The Pendry in West Hollywood, new CEO Robert Kyncl joined Warner Records bosses Aaron Bay-Schuck and Tom Corson and artists Saweetie and Bebe Rexha for this ultra-glam tableau, which all agreed was the very cutting edge of trade-pic technology.

Epic's Rick Sackheim, iHeartMedia's Newal Dehan, TREAT California co-founder Sabaea Wynter, iHeart's Doc Wynter and Epic Chair Sylvia Rhone were having way more fun than Ben Affleck.

At Clive Davis' pre-Grammy gala, all of these esteemed and sumptuously attired industry professionals reflexively tried to get all of the others to up their spins (back row, l-r): Audacy's Michael Martin and iHeartMedia's Alissa Pollack and Marissa Morris; (front, l-r) promotion legend Richard Palmese, industry icon Steve Bartels, iHeart programming guru Tom Poleman and Zani Gugelmann.

At Spotify's Best New Artist event—surely the most Ek-statically stream-a-delic of all Grammy-week wingdings—Spotify Global Head of Editorial Sulinna Ong found herself trapped in a photo op with HITS nerd Simon Glickman, who felt that his red tie and her red ensemble meant their destinies were intertwined. Fortunately, she was able to create a diversion by tossing a hot link in the opposite direction, thus making good her escape.

During ASCAP's brunch at the Four Seasons, CEO Elizabeth Matthews, Best New Artist nominee Muni Long and SVP, Membership Nicole George-Middleton contemplated writing a buttery love ballad entitled "Royalty Gross Amount Minus Any Deductions."

Capitol Christian Music Group's Phil Thornton poses with Best New Artist winner Samara Joy and her fellow BNA nominees Domi & JD Beck shortly before a jazz throwdown, during which Phil dazzled on the spoons.

At the United Masters bash, Best New Artist contender Tobe Nwigwe and UM boss Steve Stoute pondered what to call their upcoming golf tourney.

During the MusiCares bash honoring Berry Gordy and Smokey Robinson, RIAA COO Michele Ballantyne was informed that there was some schmutz on her left shoulder.