Capitol's impeccably chic diva Katy Perry wields her platinum plaque for Cozy Little Christmas, which was released as an Amazon Music exclusive. The label’s PR team—members of which may have already dipped into the holiday eggnog—declared that the certification “was presented to her by none other than her dog Nugget.” In a related story, a HITS editor was presented with a nugget of a different sort by none other than her dog.
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NOW WHAT?
We have no fucking idea.
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