Hey, radio promotion is hard. You gotta grind, ya dig? The nonstop calls, the meetings, the whiteboards and spreadsheets—it leaves precious little time for the essential work of quaffing tropical drinks with plumeria flowers in them while chilling by the sea. We kid, of course, because Warner Records SVP Alternative & Rock Promotion Rob Goldklang and VP Rock & AAA Dave Ravikoff are, in fact, toasting their #1 year-end overall label-share standing at Alternative radio, as formalized in the latest Mediabase stats. Rumors that promo boss Mike Chester was sitting nearby strumming a ukulele while dressed as a ship's captain could not be confirmed at press time.