If we had to sum it up in a single word, we'd say "dignity."
Just as this classic photo finds Reprise promo guy Bob Divney wearing a giant felt Valentine heart to promote a single by the impeccably urbane Bryan Ferry (in hopes of an add from WFLY Albany's Michael Morgan), we at HITS strive at all times for gravitas.
And as we prepare to celebrate the solemn milestone that is our 36th Anniversary, know that our own crudely fashioned and dangerously oversized hearts are resolute. As with the promo hitters of yore, there is no wading pool of goop, no travesty of attire, no degrading trend we will not leap into to win you over as we prepare a special issue that honors our traditions of taste and decorum.
In other words: Hey buddy!
NEAR TRUTHS: EXPECT THE UNEXPECTED
One name keeps popping up amid the Roan-related speculation. (11/26a)
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NOW WHAT?
We have no fucking idea.
COUNTRY'S NEWEST DISRUPTOR
Three chords and some truth you may not be ready for.
AI IS ALREADY EATING YOUR LUNCH
The kids can tell the difference... for now.
WHO'S BUYING THE DRINKS?
That's what we'd like to know.
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