RUMOR MILL
Monday, August 8, 2022
THIS PHOTO IS 66.6% SMOOTH
At Laguna's Festival of the Arts and Pageant of the Masters, two vocal greats, Billy Valentine and Lorna Luft, are joined by someone who is vocally grating, HITS Editor in Chief Lenny Beer, for a photographic summit. In keeping with the festival's tradition of bringing classic works of art to life, Beer later recreated LeRoy Neiman's classic canvas Five-Iron Wrapped Around a Tree in Despair at Augusta.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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