"If you desire a photo opportunity with me to enhance your cultural relevance," Snoop Dogg informs Pat Boone as this historically fascinating archival image is committed to posterity, "you will be obligated to smoke a blunt of my choosing in its entirety and then join a conference call with Oral Roberts and Nancy Reagan." Later, Snoop became a cultural icon, mega-successful entrepreneur and highly placed label exec, while Pat sold coins on late-night TV for the Swiss America Trading Company.

This eye-popping pic is brought to you by HITS' 35th Anniversary Special, soon to arrive with an unwelcome thud on doorsteps across the land. That's right: We've been sucking this hard since 1986.