In these uncertain times, it's nice to know that some things are perennial, as is illustrated by this cheerful shot on the links featuring Republic boss Monte Lipman and HITS Editor in Chief Lenny Beer. "Me hit ball," Beer noted in debriefing the preceding nine holes. "Ball go WHOOSH! Then ball go bouncebouncebounce, then splash. Me win!" Meanwhile, Monte discreetly rolled some emails. While we're on the subject, dear duffers, send your golf pics (300 dpi or higher, please) to [email protected]. If you're wondering what we'll do with them, you may continue wondering.
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
The dust settles on the Indio Polo Grounds. (4/22a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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