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K-pop powerhouse SM Entertainment is expanding its search for new talent to the online sphere. The company is launching a worldwide search to find male performers who are fluent in English.

The 2021 SM Talent Show Vol. 2 will run from Friday until September. Anyone born between 1997 and 2009 from anywhere in the world can apply. Details can be found here, and for heaven's sake, put on a clean shirt.

In a related story, buy us a Crab Louie and a Cutty rocks and we'll share the best gags from our stint at Grossinger's during the Eisenhower years.

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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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