CNCO-PATION

"Look, dude," says CNCO's Christopher Velez to Sony Music Latin CEO Afo Verde during WK Records' one-year anniversary party, "if you're going to be the new fifth member, you're going to have to nail the choreography." Later, everyone learned this photo would be running on our website and suddenly needed a stiff drink. Seen wishing we'd get lost in translation are (top, l-r) WK boss Walter Kolm, Richard Camacho, Erick Brian Colon and Wisin; (bottom, l-r) Zabdiel, Verde and Velez. Oh, by the by, CNCO has dropped a new single, "Toa La Noche," which premiered on Univision's Premios Juventud; the band's 16-date U.S. club tour kicks off on 8/19 in Austin, Texas.