WE HAVE FOULED OUT

"Say, LeBron," says Proximity Media exec Archie Davis during this festive photo op commemorating the new animated flick Space Jam: A New Legacy, "what were your biggest takeaways after making this movie?" "First of all," replied the hoops icon, "if you walk off a cliff—and I really cannot stress this strongly enough—do not look down. Also, everything the Acme Company makes is a ripoff, especially the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator." Later, after an ill-advised tweetstorm, Yosemite Sam was canceled. Seen being vewy, vewy quiet are (l-r) rapper White Dave, Keenan Coogle, Proximity's Dezi Gallegos, Ludwig Gorannson and Sev Ohanian—the latter two Prox co-founders and Space Jam exec producers—and James and Davis.

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