"Say, LeBron," says Proximity Media exec Archie Davis during this festive photo op commemorating the new animated flick Space Jam: A New Legacy, "what were your biggest takeaways after making this movie?" "First of all," replied the hoops icon, "if you walk off a cliff—and I really cannot stress this strongly enough—do not look down. Also, everything the Acme Company makes is a ripoff, especially the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator." Later, after an ill-advised tweetstorm, Yosemite Sam was canceled. Seen being vewy, vewy quiet are (l-r) rapper White Dave, Keenan Coogle, Proximity's Dezi Gallegos, Ludwig Gorannson and Sev Ohanian—the latter two Prox co-founders and Space Jam exec producers—and James and Davis.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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