The planets have aligned for the following industryites, just as their horoscopes had predicted: Coach K (Virgo) and P (Gemini), Jeff Harleston (Aries), Polo G (Capricorn), Clive Davis (Aries), Mike Chester (Capricorn) and Nick Petropoulos (Aquarius). Astrology’s OK, but we’ve had better luck with fortune cookies.
THIS HITS PHOTO GALLERY IS WANDERING IN THE DESERT
Photographic proof of the weaselfest (4/15a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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