SUDDENLY NOT
SO SHIZZLE

Why does this photo of Snoop Dogg with HITS President Todd Hensley prove that the former is ready for his freshly announced post of Executive Creative and Strategic Consultant at Def Jam? Because Snoop had to call on all his creative faculties to not run screaming for a nearby supply closet where he could light a blunt and try to forget the whole terrifying experience.

Shortly after this photo was snapped, Todd started going on about scuba diving in Mexico or something, and Snoop went to his happy place.

HITS LIST: HORSEPOWER
VRRMMMM (5/17a)
NEAR TRUTHS: VARIANTS
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OH, TANNENBAUM! ANOTHER GREAT CAREER HITS THE SKIDS
Another talented journalist trapped in the career cul de sac (5/17a)
THE COUNT: LIVE NATION TAPS TYLER, POST, BLINK FOR TOP U.S. FESTS
Cornering the market on surefire headliners (5/17a)
STAPLETON, WILSON BIG WINNERS AT THE ACMs
A genre mash-up at the home of the Cowboys (5/17a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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