In a continuation of the Story of the Year in golf, Full Stop Management CEO Jeffrey Azoff extends the familial links dominion still further by taking the Riviera Hogan Cup Championship. After brandishing this trophy, Jeffrey persuaded Harry Styles to model an outfit once worn by Babe Didrikson Zaharias. In a related story, Lenny Beer's clubs became sentient and, despairing, hurled themselves into a crevasse.
THE COUNT: COLDPLAY IS HOT, COUNTRY'S COOKIN' IN THE U.K.
The latest tidbits from the bustling live sector (3/28a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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