Republic EVP Gary Spangler enumerates the many perks of his new title to chart-topping halftime hero and XO/Republic recording artist The Weeknd. "On first-class flights, the airline assigns me a dedicated team of masseuses, fills my overhead bin with premium single malts, knits me a pair of embroidered silk pajamas and sends the head of marketing to sing lullabies to me until I get sleepy," Spanky noted. "On private flights, meanwhile..." "Oh, I'm sorry; I wasn't listening," the superstar replied. "Are you getting my spins upped in Dubuque?"
THE COUNT: COACHELLA, FROM THE COUCH
The coziest way to experience the fest (4/19a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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