RUMOR MILL
Monday, December 14, 2020
FROM MITCH,
WITH LOVE
Billie Eilish isn’t showing off her Invisalign in this selfie; she’s posing with an early Christmas present—a plaque thoughtfully FedExed from the RIAA in recognition of her single “everything i wanted” going 3x platinum. That’s one less thing for Santa to have to load onto his sleigh next Thursday night.
Which reminds us that we need to wrap those gifts and get them in the mail.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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