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Tuesday, September 15, 2020

ARSENAL RE-SIGNS AUBAMEYANG, EFE ASSISTS

We're only hip to U.S. football, so when African Global Liaison Efe Ogbeni says it's a big deal, we take his word for it. Arsenal scored a massive goal by re-signing one of the world's best strikers, Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, with Efe getting the assist.

Pictured above celebrating the huge deal worth a shit-ton of pounds per week are Ogbeni, Pierre-Emerick and his father/adviser, legendary Gabon footballer Pierre Aubameyang. Arsenal die-hards around the world can breathe a sigh of relief thanks to Efe and the Aubameyang family.

Can Efe advise our fantasy football team? We're already down in the dumps after week 1.

TAGS: Efe Ogbeni | Arsenal | Aubameyang
EFE AND JEFE
DEF JAM ON AN EGOMELI TRIP
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