RUMOR MILL
Tuesday, September 15, 2020
ARSENAL RE-SIGNS AUBAMEYANG, EFE ASSISTS
We're only hip to U.S. football, so when African Global Liaison Efe Ogbeni says it's a big deal, we take his word for it. Arsenal scored a massive goal by re-signing one of the world's best strikers, Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang, with Efe getting the assist.
Pictured above celebrating the huge deal worth a shit-ton of pounds per week are Ogbeni, Pierre-Emerick and his father/adviser, legendary Gabon footballer Pierre Aubameyang. Arsenal die-hards around the world can breathe a sigh of relief thanks to Efe and the Aubameyang family.
Can Efe advise our fantasy football team? We're already down in the dumps after week 1.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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