RUMOR MILL
Monday, August 10, 2020
WFH SELFIES: AT HOME WITH MOM+POP
In the latest example from our home-confinement photo gallery, Mom+Pop GM David Jacobs demonstrates that a bandanna can be stylishly alternative even as it limits the spread of a dread disease. David is stoked on the new Ashe f/Niall Horan track, "Moral of the Story," which is now underway at Pop radio. He's currently working on his moves for a TikTok video that's going to twist your melon bigtime.
You say you've got a self-portrait in quarantine mask and/or WFH office-casual drawstring pants? Send it to us at [email protected]. We'll post it on this website before you've realized what a mistake you've made.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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