ONE YEAR ON: A TOWER UNTO HIMSELF
To commemorate one year of quarantine, social distancing, constant masking and other pandemic-related changes to our reality, we revisit this heroic shot of Capitol promo boss Greg Marella (originally posted in August 2020), seen braving the sunshine in just the sort of stylishly understated facial covering that, in an earlier era, one might have donned to rob a stagecoach. Greg acknowledges that the current situation presents myriad challenges, but being required by law to stay at least six feet away from us definitely goes in the plus column.
Do you have a masked photo of yourself, or perhaps a working-in-my-jammies selfie at your combination workstation/storage closet/home-schooling emporium? Send it to us at [email protected]. You'll be glad you did—if your definition of "glad" includes profound mortification.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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A CHORUS OF PRAISE: IVORS 2024 NOMS
