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WFH SELFIES:
SATURN RETURN

Why does Caroline boss Jacqueline Saturn look so overjoyed? Because she just found out her photo would be running on this fercockte website. Working from home certainly has its challenges, but at least we're here to make it worse.

Do you have a masked and/or working-from-home selfie to share with us? You won't regret sending it to [email protected]. That's totally a lie. You will regret it bitterly, and forever. But send it anyway. Love you. Mean it.

NEAR TRUTHS: SPRING BLOOMS
Here come the big guns. (3/28a)
THE COUNT: COLDPLAY IS HOT, COUNTRY'S COOKIN' IN THE U.K.
The latest tidbits from the bustling live sector (3/28a)
CITY OF HOPE TAPS MARCIANO FOR TOP HONOR
This year's philanthropic model (3/28a)
TRUST IN THE TOP 20
Hip-hop is no longer hibernating. (3/28a)
UMG BROADENS SPOTIFY OFFERINGS
Sir Lucian and Daniel are in harmony. (3/28a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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