WE'RE TOTALLY ZOOMED OUT

Listen, we really wanna run your photos and we understand everyone’s in isolation, but if we see one more screen cap of a Zoom call we’re gonna lose it.

So here’s what we propose: Instead of sending us another video stamp collection, get your art teams involved and put some outlandish PhotoShop into motion. Assemble your teams virtually. Put them in a cartoon landscape. Deconstruct old trade shots or vacation snaps. Put your CEO’s head on the body of a walrus. Make it all Star Wars if you want to. Just give us something to look at that isn’t 18 little boxes of people in sweatclothes. Y’all are in the content-creation business, so let’s create some freakin’ content.

Send us your doctored images and we might post them on our site. Or we might just email them around internally and laugh at you. You never know.

To inspire you, here’s a picture of Lenny Beer’s head in a jar. Spoiler alert: We faked it! Lenny’s head isn’t actually in a jar. It’s in a vat of Macallan 18.

HITS LIST IN BLOOM
From the desert to the sea (4/16a)
ON THE COVER:
AARON BAY-SCHUCK
AND TOM CORSON
Bunny's hoppin' again. (4/16a)
DESERT HEAT:
PAUL TOLLETT
The cat in the hat is calling the shots. (4/15a)
THIS HITS PHOTO GALLERY IS WANDERING IN THE DESERT
Photographic proof of the weaselfest (4/15a)
THE COUNT: SUPERSTARS TO SURPRISE AT COACHELLA?
The latest tidbits from the vibrant live sector (4/12a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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