iPHONE OF THE TIGER: SPOTIFY'S ALL-TIME TOP 20

We can't think of too many things worth obsessing over more than this magnificent pic of Spotify Co-Head of Music Jeremy Erlich as the Tiger King, except maybe the streamery's all-time worldwide top-streaming songs, the Top 20 of which are presented here with stream counts through 4/24. By the way, every song in the Spotify Top 75, and then some, is a billionaire. Keep leaning on that button, kids!

Shortly after the photo above was snapped, the tiger ate a trade-magazine editor and became horribly nauseated.

1. Shape of You
Ed Sheeran
2,479,061,600 stream count

2. rockstar (f/21 Savage)
21 Savage, Post Malone
1,885,927,493

3. One Dance
Drake, Kyla, WizKid
1,842,641,765

4. Closer
Halsey, The Chainsmokers
1,759,898,748

5. Thinking out Loud
Ed Sheeran
1,523,464,061

6. God's Plan
Drake
1,519,451,527

7. Sunflower - Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse
Post Malone, Swae Lee
1,454,943,972

8. Dance Monkey
Tones And I
1,448,427,758

9. Havana (f/Young Thug)
Camila Cabello, Young Thug
1,426,621,227

10. Perfect
Ed Sheeran
1,395,266,817

11. Say You Won't Let Go
James Arthur
1,390,694,641

12. Love Yourself
Justin Bieber
1,374,524,045

13. Señorita
Shawn Mendes, Camila Cabello
1,371,040,648

14. Photograph
Ed Sheeran
1,350,457,108

15. Lean On (f/MØ & DJ Snake)
DJ Snake, Major Lazer,
1,344,986,934

16. Despacito - Remix
Daddy Yankee, Justin Bieber, Luis Fonsi
1,342,283,350

17. Believer
Imagine Dragons
1,341,278,381

18. Starboy
The Weeknd, Daft Punk
1,338,227,691

19. New Rules
Dua Lipa
1,337,419,829

20. bad guy
Billie Eilish
1,334,843,268

Stream totals as of 4/24/20

FIREAID SETS SUPERSTAR LINEUP, EXPANDS TO FORUM
Everybody who's anybody will be performing. (1/16a)
SPOTIFY CANCELS GRAMMY-WEEK EVENTS, DONATES TO FIREAID, MUSICARES, MORE
Yet another shoe drops. (1/16a)
PERSHING SQUARE PUSHES TO SET UP U.S. LISTING FOR UMG
Ackman won't take no for an answer. (1/16a)
ACADEMY TELESCOPES GRAMMY WEEK EVENTS
The show must go on, with modifications. (1/15a)
I LOVE L.A.
Simon Glickman on his adopted hometown (1/16a)
NOW WHAT?
We have no fucking idea.
COUNTRY'S NEWEST DISRUPTOR
Three chords and some truth you may not be ready for.
AI IS ALREADY EATING YOUR LUNCH
The kids can tell the difference... for now.
WHO'S BUYING THE DRINKS?
That's what we'd like to know.
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