Listen, we scarcely know what day it is, so RCA Co-President John Fleckenstein, pictured here in a mask crafted by his loving spouse, can be forgiven for not remembering which way is up. We don't know how else to explain the vertical orientation of his thumb, suggesting approval of our most recent print edition. But perhaps, given the difficulty of procuring paper products nowadays, Fleck's just happy to have something to mop up those really unpleasant household messes.
NOW WHAT?
We have no fucking idea.
COUNTRY'S NEWEST DISRUPTOR
Three chords and some truth you may not be ready for.
AI IS ALREADY EATING YOUR LUNCH
The kids can tell the difference... for now.
WHO'S BUYING THE DRINKS?
That's what we'd like to know.
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