NEW ADELE IN SEPTEMBER?

After pronouncing her friends Laura Dockrill and Hugo White husband and wife, Adele announced “expect my album in September” to the wedding party at the Mason’s Arms pub in London.

No official release date has yet been set for the album, according to inside sources.

PopCrave posted Adele making the announcement on Twitter; NME picked up the story, which has since spread like wildfire across social media. As most Americans are deep in reflection about Millard Fillmore, Rutherford B. Hayes, Chester Arthur and others, there is no official comment on the album we anticipate will be called 30 or 31.

Adele, who officiated the ceremony, performed her “Rolling in the Deep” with the wedding band along with a handful of covers: Spice Girls’ “Spice Up Your Life,” Candi Staton’s “Young Hearts Run Free” and Beyonce’s “Crazy in Love.”

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