THE DEATH OF PRINT JOURNALISM: FALL ASLEEP EDITION
Billie Eilish is unquestionably the new-artist story of the year, and Darkroom/Interscope’s unbelievably poised 17-year-old breakout and streaming superstar is a giant by every conceivable metric. This was strongly confirmed by Grammy, as she earned noms in all major categories—including Best New Artist, naturally. Appearing on the cover of this sorry rag, however, is an award she never asked for.
Post Malone’s colossal 2019 has included multiple milestones, not least of which was becoming the fi rst artist to earn 1 billion streams apiece on three different albums over the course of a single year. Year-end Grammy love (including a ROTY nomination) added to an incredible run that shows no sign of winding down, as the Bud Light-loving star has remained at or near the top of virtually all key charts. The only thing we can imagine putting a tear in his beer is this HITS Contents shout-out.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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A CHORUS OF PRAISE: IVORS 2024 NOMS
