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10K CELEBRATES #1,
MINUS CHART BLUNDER

Elliot Grainge's TenThousand Projects is celebrating its first #1 debut since the Bible's infamous debacle a year ago. As you may recall,6ix9ine's Dummy Boy was declared #1, then revoked by a confused, intimidated chart team.

Making matters worse, Dummy Boy was going through indie distributor Create Music Group and, as it was up against a major, had no chance of a fair fight judged by Billboard’s fickle, anti-indie arbitration.

There was no recount needed this time around, as the numbers were so strong that even the inept Billboard leadership couldn't fuck it up.

But with no change in clueless civilian leadership, the David vs. Goliath shitshow that ensued last year is bound to happen again eventually, as the Bible's "new" chart "changes" guarantee more gaming of the system with shirt sales, energy drinks and lawn signs.

NEAR TRUTHS: SPRING BLOOMS
Here come the big guns. (3/28a)
THE COUNT: COLDPLAY IS HOT, COUNTRY'S COOKIN' IN THE U.K.
The latest tidbits from the bustling live sector (3/28a)
CITY OF HOPE TAPS MARCIANO FOR TOP HONOR
This year's philanthropic model (3/28a)
TRUST IN THE TOP 20
Hip-hop is no longer hibernating. (3/28a)
UMG BROADENS SPOTIFY OFFERINGS
Sir Lucian and Daniel are in harmony. (3/28a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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