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Monday, December 2, 2019
SPOTIFY'S QUEEN OF ROCK BEGETS A PRINCE
While you were busy over the holiday weekend eating copious amounts of organic tofurkey sushi and gluten-free stuffing, Spotify Head of Rock Allison Hagendorf gave birth to a rockin' baby son, Cole Hendrix Jaffe.
We're told he is already jamming to Rage Against the Machine's greatest hits, is working out daily at the gym, and has requested a backstage artist pass for the Green Day-Weezer-Fall Out Boy tour next summer. Congrats to mom, dad Brian Jaffe and baby!
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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