AIRHEAD: THE SECRET COMMITTEE MAKES THE SAUSAGE (T-GIVING UPDATE)

In the latest installment of our animated outrage, we conjure the arcane rites of the Grammy Secret Nominating Committee—depicted here as lying somewhere between H.P. Lovecraft and Rube Goldberg—and the eternal braying of Lyor, who arrives to spoil the fun. Any resemblance to committees earthly or celestial is purely coinicidental.

NEAR TRUTHS:
HOWDY, PARTNER
Redrawing the Mason-Dixon Line (5/22a)
HITS LIST: HORSEPOWER
Let's look under the hood. (5/21a)
GRAMMYS SET 2/2/25 DATE FOR NEXT EDITION
It'll be here before you know it. (5/22a)
COULD BILLIE SCORE HER BIGGEST BOW YET?
Art and commerce intersect. (5/21a)
THE COUNT: UPPING THE HEADLINER ANTE
The latest action from the live sector (5/22a)
THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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