RUMOR MILL
Monday, November 4, 2019
ELTON BOOKS TO #1
Me, Elton John's splashy, dishy autobiography, is #1 on the New York Times bestseller list.
The Holt-published tome, which comes on the heels of the Elton biopic, Rocketman, has topped the paper of record's hardcover non-fiction list, ahead of Ronan Farrow's feverishly touted tell-all and a spate of political scribblings from cable personages on both the left and the right. This marks its second week on the list.
We await the Elton Netflix series, theme restaurants and line of consumer-facing, rhinestone-studded eyewear.
This development has truly inspired the HITS editorial staff, who plan to begin limning their own memoirs if they can find a fresh crayon.
STAGECOACH: THE FINAL DESERT EXCURSION
Our weary travelers reflect on their adventure. (4/30a)
HIPGNOSIS BOARD APPROVES UPPED BLACKSTONE BID
But it ain't over till it's over. (4/29a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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BILLIE'S BACK WITH BIG WORLD TOURrumor mail
