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Thursday, October 31, 2019

TRICK OR TREAT, OR WHATEVER THIS IS

We used to be able to enjoy Halloween unironically. It was monsters and ghosts and vampires and candy and pumpkins, untinged by the soul-crushing angst of a reality far scarier than any horror fiction. But here's hoping you can enjoy this yearly spook-a-thon without spending the whole time thinking about our national nightmare. We're dressing up as our younger selves, when we still had hopes for a career.

 
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HITS LIST IN BLOOM
From the desert to the sea (4/16a)
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ON THE COVER:
AARON BAY-SCHUCK
AND TOM CORSON
Bunny's hoppin' again. (4/16a)
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DESERT HEAT:
PAUL TOLLETT
The cat in the hat is calling the shots. (4/15a)
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THIS HITS PHOTO GALLERY IS WANDERING IN THE DESERT
Photographic proof of the weaselfest (4/15a)
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THE COUNT: SUPERSTARS TO SURPRISE AT COACHELLA?
The latest tidbits from the vibrant live sector (4/12a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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