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Friday, October 4, 2019

WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH THESE FLEAS?

Presenting Columbia's new SVP of Canine Operations, Ms. Jerry Seinfeld. She will be a direct report to EVP Ms. Larry David, and a dotted-line report to label Chairman Ron Perry.

In other Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld news, the two TV comedy giants just received $100m apiece from Netflix for Seinfeld rights. We are slow-clapping through our tears.

COLUMBIA'S URBAN ADDITION
"OLD TOWN ROAD" TO VICTORY
THE BIG RED MANY
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