APPLE UPDATES CORE LINEUP
The faithful minions gathered 9/10 in Cupertino and online to watch as Apple announced their annual fall device and services lineup. Services like Apple Music continue to grow revenue for the tech giant, and add to the excitement of new device releases.
Today's revelations included:
Apple Arcade launches 9/19, $4.99/mo family sub.
Apple tv+ launches 11/1, at a lower-than-expected price point of $4.99/mo family sub, with 1 year free included on every new Apple device purchase.
New iPhones 11, 11 Pro & 11 Pro Max out 9/20, 7th-Generation iPad out 9/30, and Apple Watch Series 5 out 9/20.
No music update beyond their 9/5 announcement of Apple Music on the web beta, and the Apple Music standalone desktop app within macOS Catalina, announced back in June 2019, out in October.
Meanwhile, we still use flip phones and a watch sports on a Trinitron.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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A CHORUS OF PRAISE: IVORS 2024 NOMS
