RUMOR MILL
Wednesday, August 28, 2019
THAT'S JUST PANDORABLE
The incomparable Taylor Swift, on her way to a massive #1 chart bow, drops by Pandora to collect a "Billionaire" plaque marking 9 billion spins on the service. Which was quite a coincidence, since 9 billion is also the number of photo ops Taylor has done during her release week—though, as her expression clearly conveys, she is weathering it all with the stamina of an Olympian. Pandora's Jeff Z, meanwhile, having stood up from his desk, felt ever so sleepy.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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