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Republic superstar Post Malone, whose fondness for Bud Light is the stuff of legend and more than a few sudsy ballads, now has his own branded can. Don't tell us this isn't still a great country, dammit, when a boy can dream of seeing his own tattooed face on an aluminum tube full of gently intoxicating, somewhat amber-ish liquor made from fermented barley, and have that dream come true.

In the artist's own words, "It's so sick to see my mug on a Bud Light can." Sick indeed, my famous friend. Sick indeed.

Post unveiled this 16-oz. milagro de cerveza in the midst of his recent appearance on Fallon, during which he played beer pong with the host; check it out below.

In other news, Todd Hensley wistfully imagined seeing his face on Captain Morgan's body shortly before resuming his nap.