In the wake of the Amazon doc and on the verge of their mega-tour, The Jonas Brothers and Philymack boss Phil McIntyre congratulate newly promoted President John Taylor, who was subsequently chased down a corridor by a throng of screaming fans. In other Philymack news, Alexis Rasten (pictured at right) will oversee all marketing and PR efforts for the company; she looks forward to losing our numbers.
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
The dust settles on the Indio Polo Grounds. (4/22a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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