IT WAS FUNNIER IN THE ORIGINAL
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It could be argued that publicists are the unsung heroes of the music biz, especially since they have to directly interface with the perpetually stoned idiots known as the HITS editorial team, imparting all information slowly and then calling back repeatedly to let us know all the things we got wrong. So when a group of these stalwarts is captured in a photo, we're duty bound to run it and hope we don't misidentify anyone.

Seen during a reunion of Live Nation PR peeps past and present are (l-r) Scoop Marketing topper Larry Solters, Paradigm's Liz Morentin, LN's Carrie Davis and Spinlab's John Vlautin.

Later, someone said "good afternoon" to Larry and with characteristic dry wit he replied, "What the fuck's good about it?" Then he went off to help Irving and Shelli buy a drive-through crab shack.

NEAR TRUTHS: REP RAP
I.B. on the agencies (1/13a)
BEYONCÉ PUSHES ANNOUNCEMENT,
AIDS FIRE RELIEF
Priorities (1/14a)
THE WEEKND'S PLANS HAVE CHANGED
Ditto (1/13a)
GRAMMYS: ON WITH THE SHOW
A tricky situation indeed. (1/14a)
RINGO HELPS
FIRE VICTIMS GET BY WITH RYMAN SHOWS/
CBS SPECIAL
Beatle acts naturally. (1/14a)
NOW WHAT?
We have no fucking idea.
COUNTRY'S NEWEST DISRUPTOR
Three chords and some truth you may not be ready for.
AI IS ALREADY EATING YOUR LUNCH
The kids can tell the difference... for now.
WHO'S BUYING THE DRINKS?
That's what we'd like to know.
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