"It's an honor to follow in your footsteps—I'm committed to doing your legacy proud," says Warner Bros. Records CEO Aaron Bay-Schuck to the legendary Mo Ostin. "Do you have any advice?" After a pause, the industry icon replied, "For a big enough check you can get Paul Simon back from that snake Yetnikoff." Later, Aaron did 8,563 more crunches.
NOW WHAT?
We have no fucking idea.
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AI IS ALREADY EATING YOUR LUNCH
The kids can tell the difference... for now.
WHO'S BUYING THE DRINKS?
That's what we'd like to know.
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