REPORTING LIVE FROM CUERVO BEACH

Despite appearances, HITS' Pop radio correspondent and resident meteorologist Leisa St. John does, in fact, have sense enough to come in out of the rain. But she's decided to give her umbrella (which you'll recognize as '90s Arista promotional swag) a stress test amid the rain and high surf on the Redneck Riviera. "Well, shoot fire," she observed. "I reckon I shouldn't oughta have plugged in my blender out here with the lightning and whatnot, but it's already margarita-thirty." Later, David Massey sent over a poncho.