Hey, kids! Are you hep to this buzzing new genre known as "rock?" Apparently it features people playing things called "guitars" and "cowbells" and other obscurities. Just for fun, we've totted up the streams for a few key exponents of this fascinating musical demimonde. The groups nowadays have kooky names full of Dragons and Pilots and, um, Queen. Let's crank up some numbers.
SONG REVENUE: CALM BEFORE THE STORM
J. Cole has his moment; Future-Metro have another big payday. (4/19a)
WARNER CHAPPELL ROPES IN RED CLAY STRAYS
Another big get for Guy and Carianne (4/19a)
THE COUNT: COACHELLA, FROM THE COUCH
The coziest way to experience the fest (4/19a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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