Lyor promises to transform the biz with the GoogleTube, but label execs aren't buying—that's the crux of the latest edition of our cartoon crapfest, aka Airhead. Though the plot is familiar, it's how he fails that makes it interesting.
THE COUNT: COACHELLA, FROM THE COUCH
The coziest way to experience the fest (4/18a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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