SHE WORE A BRAND NEW JERSEY
On the occasion of her three consecutive shows at MetLife Arena in glorious East Rutherford, NJ, Big Machine megastar Taylor Swift receives new diamond and platinum plaques from label chief Scott Borchetta. Swift, whose single "Delicate" hits #1 at Top 40 radio this week, is currently deciding where to build the warehouse that will hold these plaques. Insiders believe it will either be in Teaneck or on one of Taylor's off-world colonies.
If you must know, the new supersized order of awards includes a triple platinum certification for album reputation; quadruple platinum for "Look What You Made Me Do"; double platinum for "...Ready for It?"; platinum awards for "End Game" and "Delicate"; and a diamond cert for FEARLESS.
Tay's reputation Stadium Tour will continue its barnstorming run across the U.S. through the fall, after which it will turn its ravenous sights on the rest of the planet.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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A CHORUS OF PRAISE: IVORS 2024 NOMS
