Quantcast

HITS LIST: NO FOOLIN’

Chart-topping Jack White is aware of the fact that he looks like Edward Scissorhands. Republic is staffed primarily by Democrats. Tina Tchen knows what FLOTUS stands for. Shawn Mendes knows all the words to “O Canada.” Cindy Mabe can drink Mike Dungan (but not Kacey Musgraves) under the table. Zach Katz is not conversant in German. Archie Davis has never heard of Jughead. Some of these tidbits are factual; however, they’re entirely absent from the annual April’s Fool edition of HITS List. Don’t believe everything you read on Sunday, which is also some sort of religious holiday—or two. We kid you not.

...Click for enlarged view

COME ALL YE FAITHFUL
Have Kanye and the Grammys made up? (10/19a)
ADELE GETS HER FIRST TV SPECIAL
Sussman gets the collar. (10/19a)
SONG AND RECORD OF THE YEAR: OUR GRAMMY PREDICTIONS
Beer and Glickman collaborate on the Spot. (10/19a)
"EASY" IMPACT: ADELE'S AIRWAVE TAKEOVER
Another domino falls. (10/18a)
A MOVING HITS LIST
For Adele, it's "Easy," for the Grammys, not so much. (10/19a)
ADELE ADELE ADELE
Adele; Adele Adele?
ADELE ADELE ADELE ADELE ADELE ADELE
A... dele?
ADELE ADELE
Adele Adele; Adele.
ADELE ADELE ADELE ADELE
(Adele.)
 Email

 First Name

 Last Name

 Company

 Country
CAPTCHA code
Captcha: (type the characters above)