RUMOR MILL
Friday, March 23, 2018
HITS LIST: BIG UPS
Our latest aggregation of salient biz topics is peppered with upwardly mobile individuals. These include RCA’s Keith Naftaly and Def Jam’s Nicki Farag, who need new business cards; former SONGS partner Carianne Marshall, whose next destination will soon be revealed; Steve Bartels, who’s getting Toned up for his next gig; and Apple’s Robert Kondrk, whose responsibilities are expected to become increasingly vowel-uminous.
XXXtentacion, Lil Dicky and Scotty McCreery, meanwhile, are newly positioned in the upper reaches of the charts, while the Grammy Task Force is supposedly soon to be inhabited, and iHeart may soon have a new occupant of its driver’s seat.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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