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JODY GERSON, SHE'S JOLLY GOOD


"I'm so excited for Harry! What a dream come true," exclaimed UMPG U.K. MD Mike McCormack at the BRITs—where the pubco's winners included Dua Lipa (British Female Solo Artist & British Breakthrough Act), Steve Mac (Best British Producer) and Harry Styles (Best British Artist Video).

"Yes, 'Sign of the Times,' is quite special," UMPG's global ruler, Jody Gerson, replied. "Oh, right, of course," muttered a blushing McCormack. "He's great, but what about the Prince and Meghan Markle? The wedding! I can't stop giggling in anticipation!" 

Later, COO Marc Cimino (pictured below) prompted a heated argument, asking "Which flavor of Walkers Potato Crisps is more delicious? Prawn Cocktail or Marmite? 

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