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THE SHOOP SHIP SHAPES UP

The inaugural "Ship-Hop, Starring I Love the 90s Tour," will set sail shortly after the new year on 1/11/2018 and roam around the Caribbean ocean for four days, from Miami to Key West & Cozumel, but that's not the most lit part of this gathering.

Rocking the luxurious Carnival Sensation cruise ship will be some of the most iconic names in 90's Hip-Hop and R&B, with performances by Vanilla Ice, Salt-N-Pepa with Spinderella, All-4-One, Naughty By Nature, Blackstreet, Coolio, Color Me Badd, Kid 'N Play, Sisqó, Tone Loc, Biz Markie, Rob Base, Young MC, DJ Kool, and C+C Music Factory in what is clearly the best gathering of all-star throwbacks, ever.

Guests will also get the opportunity to mingle on-board with the artists and DJs for the chance to take as many selfies as possible.

In the end, organizers promise to "transform your wack daily life into a gangsta’s paradise," so be sure to book early. No diggity, no doubt!

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