RUMOR MILL
Friday, June 23, 2017
THE DEATH OF PRINT JOURNALISM: HE'S GRATEFUL, WE'RE DEAD
If you've been following us on Instagram, you've already peeped our extremely luxurious cover shot of DJ Khaled, who graced our most recent print edition and whose star-studded We The Best/Epic set, Grateful, is out now and will contend for the #1 spot on next week's chart. If you haven't been following us on Instagram, we suggest you click the link above.
Two tracks from Grateful, the Bieber-Chance-Quavo-Wayne joint "I'm the One" and "Wild Thoughts" featuring Rihanna-Bryson Tiller, are currently exploding, and Khaled is everywhere. Also he has a very nice suit. We imagine having all that in the plus column will outweigh the ignominy of appearing on the cover of our publication, though it's commonly accepted that We The Worst.
VMAs BEAMING BACK
TO THE BIG APPLE Getting back to where they once belonged (4/24a)
THE COUNT: ALL THE DESERT'S A STAGE
Jon Wayne is rolling over in his grave. (4/24a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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