Lorde leads the pack of new releases on her way to her first #1 bow, while 2 Chainz appears set for big streams. Alt-country troubadour Jason Isbell, for his part, will punch above his subgenre's weight.
(*) Debuts
In political news, Attorney General Jefferson Beauregard Sessions III has retained an attorney as the Russiagate investigation deepens; his counsel reportedly comes from the esteemed firm of Foghorn & Leghorn.
THIS HITS PHOTO GALLERY IS WANDERING IN THE DESERT
Photographic proof of the weaselfest (4/15a)
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THE NEW UMG
Gosh, we hope there are more press releases.
TIKTOK BANNED!
Unless the Senate manages to make this whole thing go away, that is.
THE NEW HUGE COUNTRY ACT
No, not that one.
TRUMP'S CAMPAIGN PLAYLIST
Now 100% unlicensed!
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